Colonoscopy Comedy – The Viral Colonoscopy Video Everyone's Talking About

Juanita Broaddrick, RN (@atensnut), did this video on X about colonoscopes, which is the greatest description of a colonoscopy ever.

“Because, nothing says healthcare innovation quite like letting the doctor take a guided tour of your ass with a GoPro on a garden hose. It’s the ultimate trust fall. The real fun starts before the colonoscopy even begins, with the prep, where the real trauma happens. You’ll start with a liquid diet and quickly move to the cooling plant solution that tastes like salty lemon-flavored windshield washer fluid, and then the fireworks begin. At first, it’s like a gentle rain. Then, it’s a category five hurricane. Your intestines become the world’s worst slip and slide by our three. You’ve got nothing left to give. You’re just a hollow shell of a human clutching your knees, praying for salvation. At some point, you start wondering if your soul is leaving your body through your ass.

But with more screaming and less namaste. Unless I’m mistaken, this is your entire existence. It’s time to waddle into the clinic. You lie in a face down position and your ass points directly at God with a team of strangers 5 seconds later. The doctor pilots a camera through your colon like they’re filming ‘butt-flicks,’ a colon original. Somewhere in that room; a monitor broadcasts the live premiere. Once it’s over, they wheel you into recovery, where you’re greeted by a universal truth: the post-colonoscopy fart. It’s like releasing an air horn in a cathedral. The nurses will smile slightly, but you know they’re mentally ranking you on volume, duration, and tone. Somewhere, my nurse writes down ‘8 out of 10 strong efforts but needs more of a bravado.’ That’s a small price to pay for knowing that your ass got a five-star Yelp review from the medical community.”

Juanita is a nurse, well known speaker, and wrote the book, “You’d Better Put Some Ice on That: How I Survived Being Raped by Bill Clinton.